Lost in Uncertainties

Bummed? ever been in situations where the world negates your immaculate plans? people were as bad as they wanna be? and you intend to save humanity by slouching in your divine couch.

welcome aboard. i have your stories & i suggest you read until the very last word (Translation: do i sound desperate to gain global readership?)

as far as she could remember, donna believed that gay persons are the gayest of them all. they smiled a lot, cracked the best & spontaneuos jokes , and always knew to spot straight from bi. she spent her productive days memorizing gay jargons and was fond of telling stories full of alien words undecipherable to common ears. she enjoyed being gay and totally embraced her new personality. unfortunately she fell for one.  they’re both gay, and in this society nobody loves them except themselves. that’s the ultimate sign. her only hope to try straightening the supposedly curve line.

marco dreamed of intimate moments with her art teacher on top of the classroom desk. secretly, he wished he had big muscles, larger groin, and voice as manly and tough as warriors in medieval movies.  she is the ultimate hot MILF and if he was just peter north, he would ask her for a hot encouter. his notebooks were full of sexy sketches and he’s certain they’ll end up together since they always ended "sweetheart" in his FLAMES attempt, and it was never wrong. but lady luck does not favor horny kindergarten students. marco got busted when her mom checked on his notes and discover his "hot" secrets. as always, mom ruined kids dreams for goodness sake.

kiko eats a lot. name any food & chances are his tounge devoured on them already. he’s not particular to everything he puts on his mouth as he believed they’re all the same. spicy increases his sensation, sweets make him smile, exotic makes him think, and salty is bad for the liver. nonetheless all contributed to the fats in his body. yes, our man here has an oversized boxer but he didn’t care. who does when the aroma of "inihaw na kamote" is enough to unleash his inner energy. he can’t resist foods & so far tried anything edible except for one. at 40 he hadn’t shagged anyone.

donna, marco, and kiko are problems of the world as the world has lot of problems. population increases almost every second, and every second a boy bangs a girl and/or vice versa, and some boy/girl wishes they’ll be banged anytime. as problem is a constant companion of banging-by-products, there’s a unique conformalities arises at the blink of an eye.

mother earth has the toughest job, she got lot of housecleaning and needs a helping hand. who cares? in my ideal world, i’m having a deep sleep on my couch.

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